Brandauer’s Monologue

Hey I’m very sorry for the late post, but without class this week, I just forgot that I was supposed to post up a blog this week.

Anyway, my name’s Brandauer. Growing up, I’ve been accustomed to Chinese culture. I’m all about respecting other people, especially those older than you and those better than you at something. I think I’m a very kind fellow, although I tend to make offensive comments towards people unknowingly. I’m extremely laid back, in terms of both my life and my future. I do fear the future, but my philosophy in life is to never stop having fun. There will be bumps in the road, like money problems, social problems, and homework problems, but they always tend to go away. This is why I’m a procrastinator. I always feel like I should have fun and relax my mind before I do tedious assignments. Plus, like many people, I have a small problem with focusing on my work. In the middle of my work, I would talk to friends, go on facebook, go on youtube, etc. BUT, if you procrastinate an assignment a few hours before class starts, then you’ll know in your mind that if you don’t focus, you’re ****ed. For me, it’s the most efficient way to get my work done without bs’ing it. So if there are any classmates out there doing an all-nighter for a project, I will most likely be accompanying you for the same thing.

Like many people, I have fears as well, and they’re probably similar to everyone else. The main things I’m scared of (from least to most) are spiders, maggots, my future, horror films, and the darkness. If anyone reads this, they’re probably wondering why I’m mostly scared of the dark out of all those things. The reason is because everything spurs out of darkness, whether its bugs, killers, or monsters. The majority of the world is covered in darkness, and my strange explanation to where all these bad things come out is in this darkness, where you aren’t aware of and can’t look through. The other fears are very self-explanatory, so no need to explain those.