The following might differ (slightly) from my performance in class…
Greetings ladies and gentlemen, my name is Adam and I will waste the next 5 minutes of your lives.
I am absolutely terrified of making public speeches. I just find it really hard to stand in middle of a room with everyone’s eyes on me. I get really tense and my legs start shaking. I’m sorry I need to sit down.
Yes, this is better. What can I say about myself? Similar to everyone else here, I am a freshman, I’m from queens. I went to Grover Cleveland High school, in which similar to Bill’s high school barely passing is an achievement. I took 4 years of honors math, honors math A, honors math B, AP Calculus and AP Statistics, passed each.
I love keeping fish, it started with me stealing my mom’s betta fish. I got the little guy a 10 gallon tank and he’s been living happily ever since, he even swims up to me every time I’m next to his tank.
I am absolutely terrified of wasps. A couple years back my parents took me to Pennsylvania for vacation, I was so terrified I walked around with a can of bug spray. I also I think I beat the world record in a 200 meter run because I used a different spray (one for roaches and ants) and apparently it does not kill wasps. So I just pissed them off and ran like hell.
I can’t get myself to do my work. When I try to I immediately get tired. I procrastinate a lot. Before I even get to my work I need to take a shower, I just have to. If for whatever reason I just stop doing the work I’m fine and awake, the second I get to it. I’m tired and sleepy.
Okay, was that 5 minutes?
Yeah, I don’t got anything else. Thank you everyone for your time.
I chose the chameleon, because I tend to blend into my surroundings. I prefer sitting back and spectating, rather than actively taking part.
