Monologue~Chris P.

Last week Saturday my friend and I decided to go to H&M on 7th ave. When we got there, we went to the men’s section and I was checking out a jacket while she was on the phone with her cousin. While I’m examining the jacket, there’s another guy that’s also there looking at the same jacket as me. We start talking about the jacket and everything seems to be going fine, until when I try on the jacket and he starts caressing me ever so gently saying, “Yea that’s a nice jacket on you it looks real good.” That was when I knew something was wrong, and then a guy saw that and came over. He put his arm around that guy and told me, “This is my man, get your own”, and when they walked away I saw him grab the other guys ass. At first I didn’t really care I was just gonna let it go but a voice in my head was telling me, “Don’t let him talk to you like that you deserve better”, and some other stuff that was just gonna get me in trouble but it sounded good at the time so I agreed with it. The next thing I know I told him “Yo I will take your man….if I want him.” I realized everyone around that area was looking at me like I’m crazy and my friend looked shocked, so I had to explain that I’m not gay they were being gay first and I was just trying to out-gay them, if that makes sense. After that happened I didn’t even feel like buying the jacket I just went straight home.

3 thoughts on “Monologue~Chris P.

  1. I must say Chris, that you opened up a lot more since the very first time I met you 2 months ago. You too have a unique sense of humor. As a peer mentor, we are supposed to be mature and all that ish but I could not help at laugh at this anecdote/monologue , especially when you tried to “outgay” the other guy.

    Congratulations on being able to loosen up some tensions that day in class by making everyone laugh. I definitely enjoyed it. You were this close to performing or retelling this story in front of the entire Class of 2014 at Baruch =}

    Nice job. Please comment on other monologues.

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