Monologue

Please, Please, PLEASE change my grade! I studied so hard for this test.. I really did this time…. I know I always say that, but this time I actually mean it! Yes, of course I did so much to prepare for this test, I texted 2 less people, I cut down my time at the mall by a whole hour, and I even THOUGHT of deactivating my facebook… Please change my grade, I’m really not even asking for a lot here. 20 points is no big deal.. you know there is a huge difference between a 60 and an 80… I’ll give you chocolate chip cookies!…and I’ll let you give me a hug!!.. No giving students a hug is not illegal.. No, of course I’m not trying to get you fired!!… I would never!…You’re dropping me from your class? You can’t be serious.  Alright, fine, I don’t need this class anyway, and FYI I’d never give you a hug!!