This is a picture of Charlie Chaplin. I chose this picture because I adore Charlie Chaplin. He has had such a huge influence on my life and has always reenforced my belief that laughter can sure anything and there is always time to smile
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Here is my monologue:
Dear Brittany,
Hi. I have lived with you for two months now. I must say, it has not been what I expected and I have had to adjust to living with you. If you knew me, which you obviously don’t, you would know that I am very open to people about how I feel about them. I always tell people how I feel about them and at times when I need to I will tell them off. But since I have been living with you and will have to continue to live with you I have kept my mouth shut. Brittany, more than anyone I know, you need to be told to grow up. I tried to be your friend once. We went to that club one night. I knew I wouldn’t be able to deal with you once you told me that we couldn’t leave since you had only danced with 3 guys and you can’t leave until you’ve danced with at least 5. Seriously Brittany? And I don’t care if you drank half of a bottle of Malibu when you were out, it’s not okay to try to pour vodka into my fish bowl. My fish doesn’t want to get drunk and you will kill it. If you kill my fish I will kill you. Please, don’t wake me up at 4 am to tell me that you hooked up with however many guys. I don’t care. I’m trying to sleep.
Love, Carla
