Monologue

I have an okay roommate, but I have the suitemate from hell. We may just share a bathroom but my hatred for this man goes a lot farther than using all of my axe body wash. The other day he goes into my fridge and steals all of my asian roommate’s meat dish. Then when he’s confronted about it he gets defensive: “Dude relax it didn’t look chinese so I thought it was Steves. See there’s no problem”. And thats who I am.