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a) My experience at Baruch was one of the worst of my young life, truly a waste of my time.

B) It could have gone better but it also could have gone worse.

c) I would have dropped music and math and retaken them with much better teachers.

D) I have become a much better stand up comedian.

I have an okay roommate, but I have the suitemate from hell. We may just share a bathroom but my hatred for this man goes a lot farther than using all of my axe body wash. The other day he goes into my fridge and steals all of my asian roommate’s meat dish. Then when he’s confronted about it he gets defensive: “Dude relax it didn’t look chinese so I thought it was Steves. See there’s no problem”. And thats who I am.

A) My names Steven Asarch, and I am the byproduct of a consensual bond between a man and a woman (that’s usually how it’s done).

B) My top three concerns at Baruch have to be: the lackluster teachers that have been forced upon me because its going to seriously affect me in the long haul, the amount of kids that are still thinking their to high and mighty to talk to me ( most of those kids are definitely high, but the mighty thing just grinds my gears), and that its a bit harder to adjust than I am used to.

C) I think the amount of things there are to do in New York City has severely impacted me. I’m a stand up comic and I’ve doubled my stage time while making some serious new friends.

D) I think I will become a lot more relaxed and controlled then what I am now. ZOINK!