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What I wrote as my mandatory blog post [#1] last year:

“Right now I’m sick & this is stupid.

A.Tell us who you think you are.

Fuck that. It’s none of your business & I certainly don’t have to explain who I am to the likes of YOU. But fine, let’s play;

I am ; Olga ::
Russ. Ukrainian.ˈɔlgə/ [ol●guh, ohl●ga]
●noun
1. Burrito inhaling, joyful, jigglypupuff, raming, Geeker, Ⓐlice in ⓦonderland Lover.♣
2. Holy

I’m an amazingly nice person. If you needed a shirt I would take mine off and give it to you. I was born in Ukraine, came to the U.S.A. on December 1st, 1999 [7yearsold]. I can’t pronounce the “th-” sound properly. If you make fun of the way I talk I will punch you in the face. If you criticize/chastise me because I am a female I’ll get pissed off. [Two/Three things that piss me off]. You’ve been WARNED. But other than that I love a good debate & discussion. So if you do want to DISCUSS how women might be inferior to men or vise-versa then you’re on.

Why am I annoying in class? Because I love being involved& maybe even teaching people something that they didn’t know before.

I know waaaaay too many random facts. Wanna know one? Ask me. I could probably write my own “USELESS FACTS” handbook.

I’m loyal & polite & I can’t stand when someone isn’t. I cannot stand impolite people. There’s no reason to be one, so you’re basically a jerk.

Wanna really know me? Talk to me. I definitely don’t bite & even though I’m awkward, I’ll do my best to get a smile or a laugh out of you. 😀

B. Top 3 Concerns About Baruch

#1 That I’ll regret not taking full advantage of all of Baruch’s resources.

#2 That I might regret not joining a sorority

#3 That I’ll end up taking too much on at one time & failing

C. Baruch=/= High School

I’m not special. In HS, I was in one of three programs, Humanities & we all pretty much knew each & the Medical Science kids.College: Nothing personal, limitless amounts of people, no one cares about you, & if you’re not good enough, you’ll fail, you won’t scrap by and just make it.

D. Ch-Ch-Changes

My OCD Planner tendencies will form again and my life will become so organized that my soul will drain from my body and I will become a boring, plain, wheat personality with no exciting or impulsive tendencies. [Run-on  sentence alert.] However, actually, I feel like I’ll become nicer to people & I’ll dress better & I’ll be comfortable with myself. I’ll probably still be a procrastinator, but I’ll learn how to control it and utilize it and use it for my betterment [e.g. making up false dates for assignments, like I did in high school!]. Also, I’ll sprout horns& wings& a furry tail& I’ll change my name to GIGANTOR!!!!& and tattoo my skin blue.

Note: I make up my own terms. Immigrant card, played! & I have more street credibility than Drake. Olga Glyantseva→O.G.”

Hi everyone,

Glad that you made it to the Blog. Yes, the color scheme is obnoxiously awesome! This is where you’ll post your mandatory Blog Posts and whatever else that your heart desires! Every one should post a paragraph or two talking about themselves.

-Olga