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who am i? i am a gamer, a software designer, a college student, a person who has high expectations expected of him. Im scared of failure, of disappointing everyone that believed in me. Most of all im scared of disappointing my mom. her main goal is for me to be a successful man. But what is success? to many people its making tons of money and being famous, I think Trey Songz says it best (Sing) I want the money, money and the cars, the cars and the clothes, the hoes HOESSSS. to my mom as long as i can buy her a house i made it. but to me if i can help people or improve mankind in someway then im successful. i want to leave a mark on the world. i guess thats why beyonce’s song Imwas here appeals to me so much.

email to professor

Dear Professor _____,

My name is Konstantin Yegorov, from your 8:15 2100 English class. I’m sorry that I missed today’s exam. I got very sick and was hospitalized this past weekend. I wasn’t let out up until tonight. I have the paperwork, and I will provide it the next time we have class. I also wanted to know if you can please give me a chance to retake this exam. I apologize for the inconvenience that I may have caused and am looking forward to hearing from you. Enjoy your night.

Best regards,
Konstantin Yegorov

English 2100 Garbologist question

Dear Prof. Lubin

Hello, I am Richard from your English 2100 class on Monday and Wednesday morning 8:15.

I am emailing you because I am having a bit of a trouble with the daily journals we are suppose to be keeping. Is the format suppose to be casual? Are we allowed to have slangs? What is the required amount of journals we are suppose to have by the end of this week?

Sorry for the inconvenience and thank you for your time! I greatly appreciate it.

Your student,

-Richard Lee

Dear Professor Lubin,

I am in your English 2100 Class.  I am writing to you in regards to the presentation on Essay #4.  I am not clear on if the presentation needs to be exactly eight minutes or if it can be a bit more lengthier.  Also, I would like to know in advance if the speakers will work when we are presenting as I wish to include a video in my presentation.  Thank you for your time.

Best Regards,

Michael Hariprashad

Pseudo Email

Subject: Math 2207 RE: Mitra Prashad


Dear Professor Doctor,

I was unable to take the exam today due to a high fever.  I am sorry to cause any problems for you, and would like to have a chance to take the exam.  Thank you for your time.

Yours Sincerely.

Mitra Prashad

Pseudo Email

Subject: Question about homework assignment #2

Dear Professor Kardashian,

I have a question about the homework that you assigned earlier today. Do we need to cite the sources for the mini annotation? I apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you for your time and efforts.

Best Regards,

Alice Chu

Psuedo Email

Dear Professor Peabody,

I was unfortunately unable to take your midterm this past week due to a broken arm. I will not be able to write for the next 3 weeks.  I am sending you this email asking you if there is any way that I would be able to make up your midterm.  It would be greatly appreciated if I can make it up in any way.  I am sorry to bother you, and I thank you very much for taking the time to read this email. I will awaiting your reply.

Thank You Very Much,

Walter Burrier

E-Mail to Professor

Dear Professor Bin Laden,

On Thursday, November 3rd I was hit by a MTA Bus while on my way to the train station to reach school. I was immediately transported to the near by hospital of Coney Island and could not make it to class. I apologize for my absence and hope I can make up the exam. I really had no way of coming to school since I fell into a coma.


Aleksandr Yeranosyan

Email: Question about the homework assignment. (Eng 2100)

Dear Professor Lubin,

Good evening Professor Lubin. This is Ye Seul (Julia) Park from your English 2100 class (Garbological Studies). I am forwarding this email with a question regarding the assignment that was given today. I am not very clear of the assignment and what we need to do to receive full credit for it. I would greatly appreciate it if you can reply to this email with a clearer overview of the assignment. Thank you for your time and enjoy the rest of the evening.

Fellow garbologist,
Julia Yeseul Park.

Letter To Professor

Hello Prof. _________,

This is Nicholas Im sorry for my absence today some family issues came up suddenly however i have my speech prepared and ready to be delievered would you like me to email you my outline at least??
Best Regards,
Nicholas Reid