Okay, let me start off by saying that the person I am is thoroughly convinced that your mother is a man. I can prove my case and I will. 1: Walk up to your mom and ask her for her medical history papers. If your mother responds by saying something along the lines of “what for”, she’s avoiding the subject meaning that she’s hiding something in her medical history. It is then safe to conclude that she got a sex change operation in order to make herself appear as a woman although she’s actually a man. 2: Ever catch your mom watching anything on television involving women? About 95% of the time, men are the ones who look for women on telvision. This is an act of desperation on part of your mother because she’s probably endured a very long amount of time without any eye candy and needs to feed the hunger. Oh yeah, I’m onto you mom, or should I say… MAN? 3: If you ever hear your mother complain about there not being any bacon left in the fridge, she’s clearly a man for obvious reasons. Next time you see your mom, guess again because there’s a man behind that skirt. For more info on imposter moms visit www.yourmothersaman.com (not an actual site- I think).
P.s. I made you read this…….. 🙂