Monologue

Have you ever wondered what things would be like if people developed supernatural powers? I imagine chaos and increased crime rates but I’m just negative. Quite possibly superheroes and villain groups would form. When they fight, regular people would stare in awe. For me, being able to fly would be fantastic. I’m sure some of you have thought about this before. I don’t want anything to do with heroes and villains, I just think transportation would be easier.

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If I had the ability to fly… I wouldn’t need to use public transportation because I would abuse the ability and go everywhere via flying. Frankly, I think a person can only sit on train so long before wanting to punch something, or someone. Now imagine this scenario: you leave early to get to class, you get to the train station in record time, the train comes a bit late but that’s okay, and then in between two stations the train jerks to a stop and you wonder what the is happening, the train conductor says something along the lines of “The train has lost signal with …we will be moving shortly, we apologize for the inconvenience…” Well they said ‘shortly’ so the train would move in a bit right? Oh heck no. 15 minutes pass and the “The train has lost signal with …we will be moving shortly, we apologize for the inconvenience…” for the xxxth time. Another wonderful 15 minutes pass listening to “The train has lost signal with… we will be moving shortly, we apologize for the inconvenience…” No shit this is inconvenient. And you end up late to class claiming massive train delay. Yes, that has happened before. Several times. The highlight of a good day. So, what do we learn from this? Things would be much better being able to fly.

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