This is a poem about my life

I do not have a wife

My name is Arvien, it is not Luke

I go to school at Baruch

As you can see, I cannot rhyme

I wonder how much time…is left

My favorite class is Freshman Seminar

Nothing really rhymes with seminar

And I’m not just saying that to suck up

If you think I am, then you can shut the front door

I’ve been arrested in the past

That’s just a joke, you silly class

I live in Queens, the greatest borough

I love me a hot cup of cocoa

The greatest team is the Knicks and that a fact

If you don’t think so, you can shove it up your nose

I don’t think this is going well

I’m very nervous, if you can tell

I think I will just end it there

So that’s my monologue, thank you and take care