I’m sorry Joanna, but since you would like to know who I think I am, I may have to confess it with the deepest honesty. I am not a blogger. I do not think that I can blog, and I sincerely believe that aimless blogging is a sheer waste of time. I may earn your ‘evil eye’ with this confession but if America is the land of free speech and free thoughts, then please bear with me just for this semester.
It may sound as if I am a person who does not appreciate efforts directed at me. Yes I do appreciate, however I may not live up to expectations if any effort labored upon me is not sailing in the same course as my preference. As I am writing this, I am counting the minutes used here.
I am, however, an essayist. I write tonnes of essays which does not include my personal opinion. I do not hint my personality in the characters or any worded impersonation of myself. One will never find my name or the first-person pronoun in my essays. And I do not believe that having such a preference is going to discredit who I am in the eyes of many.
I think this far is too much to say about myself. Pardon my lingual sarcasm, if any, that may cause the utmost offense to the heart and soul of the reader. A painful confession should always end with a word of thanks to those who strive to understand my viewpoint, and not impose the toughest condemnation upon a mind which is sincere to the ones who demand of it.
And pardon the colonialist English also, if it ever be an aggression to you.
This May Be The Best Thing I Have Ever Read. Good on you Sir.
“As I am writing this, I am counting the minutes used here.” – Melvin
haha Melvin. Why are you too honest?
At least I keep myself blogged, although I am really not good at it.
u cant compete with xavier melvin he did the best blog ever
@ghalib.khan: You will earn the ‘evil eye’ from Joanna if she ever sees your comment. Hahaha
melvin by far has the best blog. mine may be original but his is Official. Straight Gangster. he represents my true feelings about life in just one blog.
ok xavier, you will also earn ‘evil eye’. In fact, if Joanna were to give me something not about myself to write about, I might do much much much better at it. I can show how I impress the world, if its not about me.
Can’t wait to see the evil eyes on you two B) Mwahahhahahaha
I wonder whose evil eyes are worse: Joanna > Mr Towns?
Hopefully Joanna’s not going to see our comments 😀
Lorru
Nice hat today Melvin. Did you just come back from Alaska over the weekend?
no i would say thats for manchuria.