There’s not much to know about me. I like feeling good so I love things that make me feel good. I get distracted really easily and I have poor organizational skills. I, however, have a lot of swag and my squad runs deep. Just kidding. I’ve always wondered if I could volunteer my body for science and mutate myself into half-lobster half-human. That way, I could easily attract all the lobster to me and cook them while they’re not looking. I’m incredibly hungry but I must refrain myself from consuming too much food or I’ll have too substantial of a caloric surplus. Also I’m really bored… I happen to like jogging a lot because it filters my mind and puts me in a state of transcendence. My job is also really really boring!!! That is all I have to say.

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