Johnny’s Monologue

BK VS MCD

The first thing I ask people is if they prefer Burger King over McDonalds. If they say no, we part ways, never to speak to each other again. If they say yes, we embrace each other as fellow burger king comrades. Now, you may be wondering “well, that’s just silly”. On the contrary, this one question actually lets me delve into the core of a person. I don’t tolerate people who tolerate mediocracy, and that is exactly what McDonalds provides. The man who eats soggy, over salted fries is not a man at all. Only people who strive for the very best, who are not satisfied with the likes of McDonalds and its undeserved majority dominance in the world of fast food, will go to Burger King. Ah, yes. BK, with its perfectly crispy fries, and its classic whopper, which by the way is way superior than the atrocity called the Big Mac, that’s more bread than anything else. Make the right choice, go to Burger King.