Listen to me for just 20 seconds!!! Because I’ am about to tell you a little something about myself. I will not be talking about how much I love the ancient civilizations like the Aztecs Empire, the ancient Egyptians or the Roman Empire. I will keep it short and simple, simpler than counting down the remaining 14 seconds of my introduction. The question is how do YOU want me to introduce myself? Should I start from stating the most embarrassing moments I had to manage through, or the most accomplished moments? I don’t think it really matters since I only have about 8 seconds of your attention now. Instead of telling you something about me, I figured it would be more insightful if I told you something about me that would tell you something about the majority of people in today’s society. Oh no, it looks like I just ran out of time, but wait……………….. I have patience, do you?
