This is the office. This is my desk right by the door. I am the only one allowed to sit here. Do not ever sit on my chair. Hang your jacket there. This is your desk. You are responsible for completing work at your own pace. In prioritizing, ask me first, and then ask the boss. The boss’ cubicle is that office with the door shut. Do not ever knock if the door is shut. You are handling delicate work. Do not rush. This is your phone. You are allowed to answer the phone if no one else has. Directions on how to transfer calls are posted on the wall in front of your desk. We have two bathrooms, one here, one there. You are responsible for replacing tissue and toilet paper if you are the last to finish the roll. Only women work here. We are not sexists, just mere coincidence. No one is crushing on anyone here, and we hope you do not become the first to. A and B are close friends and hang out when not at work. Almost all have partners, only a few married. Office assistants are temps. They all end up leaving. But only because they are hired as temps for an already set period. Health plan is only for full-time employees. You are a part time, don’t expect a health plan. Go on vacation at any time of the year. If you are sick stay home. Do not come here and spread your virus. Here is the mini-kitchen. You can brew any kind of coffee you want, as well as tea. Do not fill the refrigerator will all your junk. Be reasonable. Your lunch break is not timed, but don’t take advantage. We will notice. We have 3 Susan’s in the office, learn to differentiate. C always keeps munchies in her drawers, does not mean you can go and steal. The supply room is in the back. You are free to use as many supplies as you feel. Do not take office supplies home. We will notice. Most Fridays lunch is on the office. Birthdays we do cupcakes. We are on the 4th floor, so we have a terrace. I’m glad you asked the question. And your answer to that is yes. You are allowed to go on the terrace at any time you wish. Get to work, any questions ask me, then consult the boss.