You know…it’s not possible, but it’s a need. Not a want…A NEED! Wouldn’t it be great to somehow create something that can fix this problem and probably give us sanity? A tool to just make cats, dogs, and all other pets (that we’re legally allowed to have) randomly appear out of nowhere…to keep them forever? Wouldn’t it be great if we can just give them endless food without having to purchase it from this economy (inflation!). This tool would be great…or maybe it can transfer us to a world of just pets. That would be nice.

You: Is this really a problem that needs a tool? Sounds stupid.
Me: One, not stupid. Two, yes it needs a tool and it’s a serious problem! I swear!