Since the introduction of aliens/ extraterrestrial life in the year 3003, humans have had no way of communicating with these lifeforms. The language they speak is beyond human comprehension as it is almost impossible for humans to mimic such difficult sounds. However, scientists and engineers have begun developing a translation device capable of speaking to the aliens. With this new translator called the translatorinator, we humans are now able to speak their language through advanced computer text to speech. While our vocals are limited, those of technology produced sound are not. With this, we can finally be able to understand why they decided to come to our planet after a millennia of contact as well as why they only consume sugar powdered cupcakes.