Liz is a 25 year old painter with hair reaching all the way to her hips.

Arms mean  everything on the planet of Rimbsalot, located in a galaxy down a milky-way from ours, on the corner of dwarf and black-hole.

The protagonist is in town to make amends for a mistake he made years ago, one with unforgivable consequences.

His parents want him to become a businessman. His father already created a will leaving money and property as inheritance.

So Frank Li sat on the edge of the crater of what had once been the greatest city in the world-after Greater Slovakia, but they didn’t like to think about that-and thought. And thought. And thought. Then he decided to keep going on. No way was he returning home.

What can one learn from this tale of bravery? It is simple. If you see something, don’t say anything, or you’ll be late to pick up your children.

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Herbert Nelson Jackson, 46 years old, tall, dark, and handsome, walked with a swagger that told the world that he was missing a leg.

She recently moved to Manhattan where she would re-invent herself for the New Year of 2012.

The only thing to do for her, was to steal an arm, or two. That would send a message.

Because of his history with the person he wronged and his inherently evil nature, Ian is unable to to find who he’s looking for without getting shot at.

He decided to run away ad join a basketball team in secret.

After walking around the crater for days, he wound up back where he started. The moral is : always remember what shape a crater is, and for g0d’s sake, look around you, because if you think you’ve seen that bush before, you probably have. THE END.

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Daniel weighs 155 lbs, 6’11”, and loves basketball.

This story is about Frank’s adventures when he moved to Sydney in the summer of 2038 and realized it really wasn’t all that. By this time, his home village was populated with mostly re-animated corpses.

But our protagonist was not content to sit idly by and bird-watch.  No, he was a man with a mission: to pick up his daughter from kindergarden. An arduous task indeed.

However, she can’t manage to impress her potential customer. Nowadays people are no longer interested in detail portraits rather in the abstract.

There was only one answer: cloning. This way, she’d have an endless supply, and have minions to make fn of for having less arms than her.

Moral ->  redemption, when sought and fought for hard enough, can be achieved through sacrifice.

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Frank Li is a young, handsome brunette, living on the sea-side in northern Australia-both his parents are Australian so no one knows where he got his last name.

It was sunny. Spring day on the streets of South-Central Los Angeles, with birds chirping and the “cops” theme song playing in beautiful harmony.

She has always aspired to become a world famous artist.

She wasn’t afraid of the practice being “shanklanba” (illegal, in her native tongue). She worried that the hands she got would be dull and butterfingered. She needed perfection.

Ian teams up with an unlikely ally, though they operate on different sides of the law and pool their resources.

Never expect your child to listen to you, especially if they have an ambition.

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Ian is 28, charming,  and the biggest son-of-a-birch yu’ll ever meet.

The year is 1993, time 17:30, in London’s poorest neighborhood.

He left for the “big city” because even though Frank loved his grandmother, she had managed to come back from the dead as a bossy old nag and now, he was sick of her. He had reached maturity at age 12 and now was free to leave the nest.

That this task wouldn’t be easy was of no news to our protagonist: numerous thugs and crime-ridden streets and unpaid parking tickets stood between him and his daughter.

She refuses to give up though. She believes in her talents that can change according to her clients’ desire.

She learned her lesson the hard way when her clones got together and ended her reign as the limb-knocker. Cloning is never the answer.

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Meet Mona, the maniacal martian with only 5 hands! (All her friends have 6)

The setting is New York City in a popular area downtown. Present day.

He wishes to attend the Olympics.

He thought that upon arrival, he would move into the big house undoubtedly waiting for him, and begin his life as the much respected Frank Li of Sydney. But this was not the case : Sydney turned out to be nothing but a huge crater where “the incident” had happened years ago.Do not blame Frank for not knowing.

Nevertheless, out protagonist limped his way to victory, scaling overturned fruit carts and cases of petty larceny in progress to reach his beloved.

You have to be willing to adapt your way to different people’s viewpoints.