well, natalie was right…i was going to be next to share my endeavors in life thus far…LET’S START FROM THE BEGINNING, SHALL WE!?
January 14, 1991-
It was a dark, wintery night in the area by Saint Methodist Hospital in Brooklyn, NY…a woman known as Jinane Chami went into labor with her first child..and boy was he giving her hell to come out..i mean seriously, the kid had a huge head and was picking a fight..after some long, excruciating hours..at 9:30 pm, I, Ali Chami, was delivered into the world and slapped in the bum by the man in white..2 years passed by and suddenly, I was stricken with an illness that plagued my family: myopic degeneration. My retina and eyes changed in shape and form and severely damaged my eyesight…I literally had to put my face up to the television to watch “The Simpsons” and received 1 inch thick coke bottle glasses to attain my eyesight backWHICH WAS SO NOT COOL, GOD! YOU OWE ME ONE!! I then entered my first school that I had ever attended and where I met my best friend for some 15 years now, Redeemer Lutheran School (Yes, I am Muslim but I attended a Lutheran school…it was a pretty darn good school, chyeah chyeah) I remember the first day I enetered the Pre-K classroom, it was like all white and misty..sorta like heaven but filled with toys and blocks and ish like that..I was in heaven. I then met my best friend to be, Brandon Francis Coppola..we first met by sharing a Hot Wheels garage for our Matchbox cars and pretty much were inseperable from then on…
WELL! For the next edition, I will skip forward a couple of years to my big move to Long Island, NY!! DON’T YOU MISS IT <(^.^<)<(^.^)>(>^.^)>
P.S- Nancy, I told you I was serial about this
P.S.S- I wanna give a shout-out to mah boi, Trevor…WHAZZAP, DAWG!?
P.S.S.S- Go ahead! Mock me! But It wasn’t Stewie laughing at me! IT WAS GOD! *cue dramatic music* *dies from heart attack* -Family Guy