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There was a father who was very proud of his three daughters. Every night he took a stroll around the house to make sure everything was all right. One night when he was doing his stroll, he could hear laughter coming from his youngest daughters room. He stood there for a while and thought about this, but reached the conclusion that he could always ask her tomorrow, instead of bothering her at this time of the night. When he reached the window of his second daughter, he could hear her crying. He thought about this too, but ultimately he decided to ask her tomorrow and continued. There were no sounds at all coming from his oldest daughters room, and he then went to bed, satisfied. The next day, when they all were gathered around the breakfast table, he said to his youngest daughter, “I heard you laughing last night, as I walked past your window. Why was that?” She answered, “Thats because you taught me to laugh when someone was making me happy.” He then asked his second daughter, “I heard you crying last night, why was that?” She answered “Thats because you taught me to cry when someone was hurting me.” He then told his oldest daughter, “I didnt hear anything from you…” She said, “Thats because you taught me not to talk with my mouth full.”

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As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,”Do you agree that ‘Time is money’?” “Well,it’s a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?”the driver answered . “Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,”I pointed at the meter. “Oh.yes.You’ve got a point here,In this case,time is money for both of us,”added the driver.

Car Phone

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned
that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking
the report called the phone and told the guy that answered
that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy
the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.