So the political science teacher has assigned this paper for me to do a week ago… (Groans) Oh why, oh why did I wait to start it now? Why does it have to be due tomorrow? Only if I had one more day… Ugh! Just one day! (Looks at watch) Oh! It’s only 4! I could just start at 5, I’ll still have enough time to… Go on Facebook! (Opens tab) Oh my god Sarah is going out with Ben now? And I remember when they were always picking on each other back in high school, how cute! (Scrolls) Oh Jamie, you just had to post that picture of the fried chicken didn’t you… Looks so good right now… (Yells) Mom! Can you cook some chicken tonight? Speaking of which… What time is it? (Looks at watch) What! 5:30 already?! Well I guess since I missed my hour mark I’ll just start in another 30 minutes… (Goes on Netflix) Just in time for the newest season of Vampire Diaries… Wow this is so amazing, I need to watch if Elena kisses Damon back. This will the last one! (Looks at watch again after lying to myself) Oh… My… God… Lina, seriously, it’s 9 PM and you have a 5 page essay due tomorrow. How could you put yourself in such a mess. Oh procrastination, you will be the death of me… (Plants face on desk and sobs)
Oct 24
A Monologue: The Procrastination
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