Sandy Schmandy

So everybody seems to be talking about Hurricane Sandy right now… I don’t really think much of it. I’m watching the news, I see things happening away from my area, and I’m quite unsatisfied. I feel like I always miss out on fun things. Now don’t go calling me sadistic or anything just because I want a Hurricane to come crashing down near my house. I just feel like it would be a great experience to work through a Hurricane, especially since my family, being Asian, have not prepared in the slightest, going on with their daily lives like nothing’s happening outside. My friends called me out on Monday trying to get me to go with them to the beach or something so that we could “experiment with the water.” I couldn’t go because I live on a stupid island that requires mass transit to leave, and it’s all down… The only thrill I could have right now is basically sitting in front of my front door and just waiting for heavy gusts of wind to come so that I could sarcastically say “Oh my god, this hurricane is, like horrific, yo…” There are too many exciting adventures that I miss out on in my life. I don’t want to miss out on this one as well. Goddammit Sandy, Get Over HERE!!!