iRobot

Apple just came out with its new product! No it is not the iPhone 6 or the iWatch…it is the iRobot! What does it do? Well, on Monday thru Thursday, this iRobot wakes up every morning to the alarm on his phone. After, the iRobot will do his morning routine in the same exact order and eat the same exact breakfast ever single morning. Once completing those tasks,the iRobot sets out for his mystical journey to the city. He sits in a car for about 45 minutes to an hour of traffic followed by a 50 minute train ride. Accomplishing the mystical journey to the city, the iRobot will attend class and then take the mystical journey all the way home. After arriving at home, the iRobot will do his homework, watch television and go to sleep. If you have not guessed it by now then I will just say it. Apple is not releasing a new product because the iRobot is a metaphor for my life. The act of going to school and my everyday routine became so automatic that I do not even stop to question anything. I just drift through the days knowing school is necessary for life. Now I just feel like I am a product for the company called college.