Kareem’s Monologue

“Kareem, wake up, you’re gonna be late” I here the same thing every morning. It’s Wednesday morning and I could really use some more sleep. But I have to make it to freshmen seminar, so I get out of bed and jump in the shower. I don’t know why but the shower always seems shorter when you’re actually in it then when your waiting for it. 30 mins later, I’m out and ready to get dressed. But that bed just seems so comfortable, let me just check it out really fast. I blinked once and boom it was 20 minutes later. Why does that always happen? I’m still not sure but I gotta hurry even faster now then I needed to before. After trying on half my closet,I have the simplest outfit on. Time to walk to my car and make my way to the bus. Wow it’s cold out… Heat heat heat. That’s better but shittttt no gas! Whatever, I’ll worry about that when I’m in the middle of the road with no gas.. Omg there’s the bus hurry park get out and hop on Kareem! “Hold the bus!” I made it thankfully and this is just another morning in the life of Kareem cheese I mean Kareem Fadl.