I like to dress nice and sometimes when I dress nice people think I have money when really I live on 2 dollars a day. My first dollar goes to food shouts out to dollar pizza. The second dollar goes to a can of any drink. Some times on a good day I might go to McDonald’s and order off the dollar menu but “NO COMBO” I tell the lady I’ll just get a sweet tea; they give you a large cup and sweet tea inside the cup for just a dollar. I cannot tell you how many times people have asked me for a dollar and I’ve said back I was just going to ask you for one. Two dollars a day for a semester, I guess this is the new wave everybody is going to start on this diet in 2015, but for now I’ll just be the fly guy ordering off the dollar menu.
