This picture accurately sums up my entire life in school and I am beyond glad it’s the same case in college. I’ve always done good without studying and before coming to Baruch everyone kept rambling on about how college was going to be much more tough and how I’ll need to bury myself in a book all the time. Baruch hasn’t been as hard as I thought so far but I’m pretty sure that’ll change since the classes can only get tougher. The first few months have taught me a variety of things whether it be time management or the best halal cart in a 5 block radius. My only hope for my future at Baruch is that I get to keep my not studying and acing all tests ability because studying blows. I don’t need that shit.
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Monologue
The Up’s and Down’s of Life
You know what really grinds my gears,
And always brings me tears,
A crowded 6 train,
I end up standing between Peter Griffin and Fat Joe,
They don’t use deodorant and I’m just like “aw hell no,”
But you know what else grinds my gears,
Writing a monologue that takes me years,
And then making me present it,
But it’s not like it’s one of my greatest fears,
I just really don’t care about connecting with my peers,
I may seem like a hate everything,
But I’m a human being,
I like puppies, and shake shack, and traveling,
And I have things on my bucket list,
Like touching a stingray and skydiving,
And I’m gonna do those things otherwise I’ll be pissed,
It’s hard loving life and being a misanthrope,
Nah I’m just kidding my life is pretty dope,
But I’m not trying to be arrogant or condescending,
So before I make a fool outta myself I’m gonna go ahead and call this the ending.
By Daoud Ahmed
E-Mail Blog Post
Subject: Request for feedback on Shakespearean Assignment ENG 2150 JMWB
Hello Professor Weigel,
I was wondering if I get more feedback on my research paper regarding Shakespeare in hopes to improve my writing. Could we come up with a time to meet around your schedule?
Sincerely,
Daoud Ahmed
ENG 2150 – JMWB Tu-Th 9:30am – 11:10am
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