When I first saw you
I immediately knew
Exactly what I had to do
I had to step up to the plate
Because you were, my soulmate
You could say I had a crush
When we talked you would always blush
You always looked so damn fine
All I needed was a little time
Then I knew you would be mine
You had such beautiful long black hair
About the other girls, I didn’t care
The one in front of me seemed so rare
One day in school I just couldn’t resist
I grabbed your hand and then we kissed
Your lips had such a pleasant taste
Not another second did we waste
And no, a monologue doesn’t have to rhyme
But this one does and it is no crime
In my final words let me say
To get what you want, there’s no need to pray
There’s only one thing you have to do
Grab life by the balls and say fuck you.