Stop lying.
I watch “Lie to Me”
and I know you.
I know you lie
To me
All the freaking time.
Ugh!
You’re a liar.
997 billion dollars in corporate fraud…
Ain’t got nothing on you
Lies compromise our democracy
Henry Oberlander could have undermined the whole British banking system
He said: Everybody is ready to give you something that you’re hungry for.
I wish I was better…taller….good looking.
Lying is backing up fulfilling our fantasies…
Bruno mars…”Just the Way You Are”….
Really?
You sing that I will smack you
Men lie 8 times more about themselves about themselves than other people.
I want you to lie to me…
Tell me you love my messy hair in the morning…
Tell me I look beautiful no matter what when I’m sick
Go on…lie to me.
Koko the Gorilla blamed her pet kitten for ripping a sink out of the wall…
Babies fake a cry, pause and then cry when someone’s near
We’re all masters of deceit
That’s why I wear my fake RayBans…
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie. Not a single time. Never.
These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people.”
Famous words.
Distancing language, arched eyebrows, too much detail, all dead giveaways
Freud: no mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips
Smiles, too strong an eye contact, warmth, all giveaways
I know you.
Lie to me
Hmph.