I decided to play with Gertrude’s words and make a little parody of “If I Told Him”

Who comes first. I am the first.
Who comes too coming coming too, smell my shoes                    they share, who shares all, all is as all as as as Im making no sense
Now to date now to date. Now and now and laters are awesome.
Who came first not Napoleon at first. It was I who was the first.    Who came first, Who came first
Presently.
Exactly as they flew.
First exactly.
Exactly as the bird pooed on your shoes.
First exactly.
And first exactly was the first time I saw this bird.
Exactly as they do.
And first exactly and last exactly will this happen.
And do they do clean your shoes.
At first exactly and first exactly and do they do.
The first exactly was when i recognized .
At second exactly.
Third as exactly.
fourth and fith as exactly.
Presently the sixth.
As presently as the seventh exactly.
As as presently.
He he he he and she and he and and he and he and he and and Donald Duck as and as he and her and him and her cousin and her aunt and uncle and as he and he. He is and as he is, and as he is and he is, he is
and as he and he and as he is and he and he and and he and he.
All went up the mountain to kill the bird who pooed on their shoe.