Update to “useless” product

In class:

In class, we made a combination of all the tools that mainly are made useless by being unruly and unpleasant to use.

After class:

What makes a fork a fork? In my update, I tried to twist the shapes more to make it not just unpleasant to use but pretty much useless. The cup has a tiny pin-point opening with a huge bottom so the water can’t properly flow. All the tools are bent and misshapen, there is no flat surface to place it and all the sizes are out of proportion.