For our useless product, my team and I made a lopsided cup that was completely unable to stand on its own. Through the cup, we pierced a bunch of holes and stuffed the other utensils (spoon, spatula, fork, and knife) to make it difficult to hold up. For my variation, what I did was change the structure of the traditional mug into a hole-filled, fork-shaped top kind of mug. It has the knives and spatula inside, sticking out, and underneath, it has a base made of spoons facing up. You can’t even hold the mug without getting cut because the holder is razor sharp :). Hence, useless.