In class we designed a useless amalgamation of a spoon, fork and cup.

This iteration now includes the spatula. I have made it even more useless because even if someone manages to get through the security layers the items found inside are molded to the safe itself. The cup is molded face down so it is entirely inaccessible. The fork is combined with a spatula on its tips but also molded face down and the little spoon attached to the side is now on an axis and always pivots downward so that the cupping side is always facing down rending its food catching abilities useless if it was ever big enough to hold a grain of quinoa in the first place.