College, I must say, is a mixed experience. I love coffee, making friends that don’t judge you when you wear the same jeans for two weeks straight, singing Christmas carols mid-November, bringing in your 3DS to play Pokemon between classes, getting to eat a different culture’s food every afternoon, all of it. I hate business school. Why am I here? Oh yes, money. I hate those people who walk in the doors wearing their dress shirts and suits, with overpriced Prada oxfords and wool socks. These business-y type individuals who think they’re the new Donald Trump, were born to balance taxes, or enjoy insurance policies. Who do you think you are? Your position as a Baruch student has gone to your head and you lack the explosive personality necessary to make college what college needs to be; actually fun. I chose this gif of Chloe(somewhat of an internet sensation, might I add) to express how I feel about people who become their majors and futures without first enjoying the collegiate atmosphere. You’re in one of the most populous schools in the most culturally enriching cities in the world. Take off your overpriced business outfit, put down your iPhone, throw away your calendar, and sing through the hallways. Spend too much money on chocolate. Drink so much coffee you get heart palpitations. Enjoy it.
