Even though I am NOT a superhero, my movie is considered to be under the “superhero” category, probably because I have cool super-human abilities.

This being said, my movie made it to the sixth spot on Box Office Mojo’s list of Top Grossing Marvel Movies! Keep in mind that my movie is R-Rated. This means that my audience, theoretically, should have been smaller than every other movie that was PG-13 or PG rated.

Ok, so we compared my movie to other Marvel movies, but what about other R-Rated movies? There has to be at least 15 R-Rated movies that out-grossed my movie, right? WRONG! According to Box Office Mojo, my movie is ranked #2! Second to that Passion of the Christ movie, which, in my opinion CHEATED THEIR WAY TO THE TOP BECAUSE THEY HAD MULTIPLE RELEASES. But I’m not mad. Nah, I’m cool.