narrative writing

Intro of Draft for 2nd Submission

Apparently when I was three I rolled my first joint.  I don’t recall it but my mom does.

“I don’t know how you did it.  I guess you watched me do it so many times you just learned,” my mom told me.

“It wasn’t actually pot.  Just seeds.  But you put them in a paper and rolled it up like you were going to smoke it.  We all laughed and thought it was so cute.  But it’s not funny.  It wasn’t cute.  I’m sorry.”

That’s how a lot of conversations between my mother and I have unfolded.

“I thought it was funny.  I thought it was cute.  I’m sorry.”

Actually, these days apologies are few and far between.  A couple years ago when my mother told me that story, she was sorry for having exposed me to everything so young.  I’d be surprised if she were able to remember that story today.

She used to demonstrate a desire to be clean.  Even when she was using meth all night while I tried to sleep, I knew she wanted to be clean.  It’s all she would talk about when she came down.

If it were a school day I’d probably be late.  I’d probably show up hungry.  Most times I’d make it to class, though.  My mom needed to sleep.  Sometimes she’d sleep too much.  I’d be the last kid on the lawn of the elementary school, talking to the crossing guard.

“I forget things all the time,” the Santa Clause look-a-like told me from his lawn chair, stop sign in hand.

“I used to tie a string around my finger to remind myself of something.  It worked until I forgot what the string was for in the first place,” he laughed.

Sometimes my mom’s white mini van would show up.  If it didn’t, I’d walk to my cousin’s house and wait there for her.  She almost always showed up eventually.

Memoir Draft

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Sometimes, no matter where you are or what you’re doing, a song can come on and hold your entire brain hostage.  Images flood through you like a busted dam and all you’re able to do is remember.  For me, right now, that song is The Joker by the Steve Miller Band and all I can see is cocaine and Evangelists.

I’m sixteen.  It’s 2006.  I’m sitting cross-legged on the ground of a circular, high-ceilinged room with huge panoramic windows looking out over the ridiculously beautiful Princess Louisa Inlet of British Columbia.  I’m high as shit from the cocaine I just did in the bathroom with my good friend, Michal.  I look over at her, about six cross-legged teenagers away from me.  Then I look at all of the other people in the room.

There’s about 200 of us with very minimal wiggle room.  My heart rate spikes a bit as the reality of my inability to leave the amphitheater sets in.  Boasting a few long, horizontal steps to provide stadium-type seating, people are situated behind, above, and all around me.  The high wooden ceilings amplify the chatter and I begin to sweat and fiddle with my hands.  I stare at an empty chair and mic stand on the stage, thinking about how I’m ready for someone to start talking to us about Jesus.

The lights dim and a sound begins to pour out of the speakers on the varnished, wooden stage.

“Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah.”

The chatter lessens a bit.

“Some call me the gangster of love.

Some people call me Maurice.”

Where do I know this song from?  Ah, yes, 40-something stoners love this shit.

The song continues on and a brown-haired white boy no more than ten years older than me comes onto the stage with a solemn look on his face.  He grabs the mic from the stand and sits in the chair as a spotlight focuses on him.  He does not look up at the crowd.  He looks down at the mic in his hands.

“I’m a joker.

I’m a smoker.

I’m a midnight toker.”

Someone in the sound room is fading the music.

“I sure don’t want to hurt no one…”

The music is cut and I’m experiencing silence and tension like I never have before.  My knees are bouncing and my teeth are grinding, but I’m not worried about being found out.  I could have ADHD, no one knows my medical history here.

Suddenly, the unidentified white male looks at the crowd with an “I used to be like you” face.  Here we go.