Ahh Baruch the place where the smell of questionable halal food infiltrates my nostril
Ahh Baruch the place where every goddam elevator is overflowed by rude ass students
Ahh Baruch the place where you will lose your mind in 2.5 seconds
Yea man this is Baruch for you
Baruch is where you will be in competition with everyone you meet
It’s here you will surely start to drown within the work you have to do If you don’t know how to swim
I better learn to swim now
It’s here you are surrounded by people who are different from you
It’s here you will meet new friends
It’s here you will be pushed off a cliff and be expected to survive
It’s here people complain all the time about teachers and classes
It’s here you will start to hate people
It’s here you will join a million clubs just for the food
It’s here you are expected to excel at everything you do
It’s here you will get the help you need to succeed
It’s here your future is defined
Ahh Baruch
the place where I’m destined to be for the next four years
It’s here I choose to be