Come on Sydney wake up for kindergarten, you're gonna learn about your ABC's...
Ok, but can I bring my teddy bear?
Come on Sydney wake up for 2nd grade you're gonna learn your multiplication tables...
Ok, but can I watch just 10 more mins of spongebob?
Come on Sydney wake up for 5th grade, today you're gonna learn about common denominators in fractions...
Ok, but can I wear my black and pink heelys?
Come on Sydney wake up for 8th grade today you're gonna learn about fossil fuels...
Ok, but can I cut bangs and dye my hair blonde?
Come on Sydney wake up for 10th grade today you're gonna learn the whole periodic table of elements...
Ok, but can I go to this party this weekend, everyone's gonna be there?
Come on Sydney wake up for 12th grade today you're gonna learn 
about the Freudian view of psychology...
Ok, but who really cares, I don't even know why you wake me up anymore?
Come on Sydney wake up for college, today you're gonna learn about your long term and short term goals, who you are as a person, what 
career path you want to take in life, who your real and fake friends are, basically what is gonna happen for the rest of your life, today you set the path for your future..
Okay but can I just be 5 again ?