My Monologue

If I could be a super hero, I think my super hero name would be “procrastinator”. My powers would be the abilities to procrastinate anything, anywhere, and anytime. For example this Monologue for Freshman Seminar I told myself I was going to do it the day I got it. But that obviously didn’t happen, I’m currently writing this at 10:30pm Tuesday night. I think it’s due 12:00am but oh wells. I procrastinate everything and always manage to hand in everything on time. I’d have the ability to leave all my clothes on the floor and clean up everything before my mom sees it. The ability  to study for my History test that’s tomorrow and leaving it till now. But most importantly if the cop needed me to help stop a robbery, I would tell him to leave me alone because I need to catch up on my beauty sleep. Yup I am the Procrastinator.