Real-life Welfare Quotations
The following are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in applications for support.
– I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one died which was baptised on a half sheet of paper.
– I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?
– Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for two years and has been visited regularly by the clergy.
– I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.
– This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it.
– Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can’t do anything until he knows.
– I am very much annoyed to find out that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.
– I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children one of which is a mistake as you can see.
-Unless I get my husband’s money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.
– I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn’t do me any good. If things don’t improve, I will have to send for another doctor.
Thought this was funny!
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