So boom I open the door my boy was sitting on my front door steps he was waiting there because he had plan to set in motion. You see earlier that day I received a mysterious package from china when I arrived home, It was even under my christian name Nicholas. Upon opening this strange package expecting to be anthrax poisoned by the Chinese government I found a small brown box with the numbers 8706 tapped on all edges, my curiosity was peaked I ran out to my get my pocket knife and slashed all sides. When I flipped it over to reveal the contents I found a small black chain with a diamond on it. I thought to myself “do I have a secret Chinese admirer!?” .But then I felt the bottom and felt something rigid. Upon sticking my fingers in and pulling it out i found my novelty id. ali my good friend was waiting outside I greeted him with his novelty id and we were determined to try it out. ali suggested that we walked to the nearest bodega and try them out. and so we did really I wasn’t worried but as we walked over I started to realize he was in panic. I started to chuckle and egged him on to go first but as we passed the red lights and honking cars he started to tell me to go first. I obliged him walked In picked up the Items from the back of the store and set them down on the counter with confidence. I asked “whats the damage boss?”. the store clerk I had known my whole life replied “uhhhh eleven dollars papi” I reached into my back pocket grabbed a wad of ones and placed t down on the counter. To my friend surprise that was it he didn’t need to see identification because he knew me my whole life. He was kind of mad about it but hey sometimes in life thats the way things go.