HouseAuthors, please enter the Diary Room and record your vote for decapitation.

Melville: As much as I’d love to vote out Christina so her and Charles cease to argue all the time, I find Sor Juana to be both a threat and an unruly presence. Time’s up, Sor Juana.

Tagore: How do you solve a problem like Sor Juana… By voting for her, I guess.

Moliere: I’ve said it twice and I’ll say it again. Charles is hilarious. Sor Juana is not, and she’s been quite rude to me and my plays. Bye bye, Sister.

Kafka: For the sake of figuring out why Charles was acting so defensive earlier, I must keep him around. Besides, I’m quite aware of Sor Juana’s thoughts towards me. There’s no hard feelings on my part by choosing to vote her out.

Baudelaire: Sor Juana.

FINAL VOTE COUNT:

• Sor Juana: 5
• Charles Baudelaire: 0

HOUSEAUTHOR DECAPITATED: SOR JUANA