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>>Well, it’s not really the last narrative in the sense that the other interview is taking place at the same time, but linearly it is the final narrative. I’ll go easy on my descriptions so I can get this out to you as quick as possible. Let’s see if Herman can end this madness once and for all.
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>>Well, it’s not really the last narrative in the sense that the other interview is taking place at the same time, but linearly it is the final narrative. I’ll go easy on my descriptions so I can get this out to you as quick as possible. Let’s see if Franz can end this madness once and for all.
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>>The day of reckoning is upon us. Julianna has left her position to await the last two competitors for their interviews, allowing me the time to sneak away and watch, and therefore provide you with the following narratives detailing the conversations. While I wait, let me shed a little light on how I’m able to post these: Yes, I am indeed being held here as Julianna’s prisoner. As much as I would like to reveal my identity at this point, I’m unable to. Julianna trapped me here in this Realm and erased all knowledge of me from my world’s existence, so technically I don’t exist. That being said, I’m physically unable to say my name – one of the effects of being in this Realm for too long, as has been my case, is the slow disintegration of knowing who you are. I hope that uncovering Julianna’s identity will allow me to regain my memory, and maybe I’ll be able to understand why Julianna planned this entire “game” around what she says is the ultimate revenge against me. Being her captive these last couple of weeks has been an increasingly lax condition, as her army of producers/guards/servants have all left to try and restore order to the Realm we’re currently in. From what I’ve overheard Julianna say, her Realm is decaying in every manner possible: physical, social, spiritual, intellectual, you name it. It is as if this game moves forward, the world around it disintegrates. As it is at this moment, Julianna and I are the only two left here, and she believes me to be senile enough to not pose a dangerous threat that requires to be locked up. Her mind is fully occupied with the completion of this game and the chaos going on around the Realm, which is something I believe she didn’t would happen. It’s certainly an odd series of events, so make of them what you will.
>>I do have a few worries about these two narratives making their way to you, though. Time is a very tricky and complicated matter, and you may find it a shock when I say that Julianna’s interviews will take place at the same time, yet they’ll remain totally separate instances. Whatever power Julianna has manifested to allow her to transport ten authors from different times and places into one alternate Realm has also allowed her to split the passage of time. My thoughts on the matter are that Julianna is choosing to conduct the interviews in such a manner in order to cut down on the amount of time it will take to reach the finale, or because she desperately desires to interview both finalists, which she wouldn’t be able to do if the first interview resulted in the correct answer.
>>Whatever happens today, I wish for you to remain an active participant. If the worst happens, you may be our last hope to restore reason and order.
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>> I’m pulling double-duty today, but I think you may find it valuable to read this little conversation. I want to know who “Julianna” is just as much as you do, and this might help.
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>>> Oh my, I wasn’t expecting Julianna to start censoring the dialogues this late in the game – she’s getting nervous. You! Viewers! Don’t believe a word of the transcript she uploaded, it was all fabricated! Julianna is trying to mislead you so she’ll remain on your good side if anyone tries to pull anything. I’ve attached a narrative detailing the real events that took place, so take a good look at it so you understand what’s really happening inside the House. I have to go, I’ve got my daily scheduled meeting with Julianna. I should have started sneaking out of my room sooner, this is getting out of hand.
The Final Two have found their clue, viewers! Would you like to know what they found?
Will the Final Three choose to get rid of one of their own in return for a clue that may help them solve the game? Or will they risk the clue in order to give everyone a fair chance??
A very special congratulations, HouseAuthors! You are the final three! You’ve debated and battled it out against seven other formidable opponents, and have shown yourselves to be the best authors of the Enlightenment! While you three have all shown considerable strength and talent, alas, only one of you can win!
This final set of challenges will be slightly modified, and will force you to draw on every literary power you have as we race to a fantastic conclusion. In order to win this game, you must solve a difficult riddle that relates to your time in the House. This riddle can be solved based on your own thoughts and observations, but also through clues that you have either already obtained, or may win this week through challenges. But beware, some of these clues may lead you down the wrong path!
Since this is our finale, we’re going to ramp up the excitement right away, by offering you the chance to earn a very valuable clue this instant! In the garden is a locked box containing a major clue for you. In order to open the box, however, you must agree to vote out one of your own. This is not mandatory, so if the three of you can’t decide on who to eliminate, you’ll simply continue on with the game without that clue.
This opportunity won’t last forever! If you do decide to access the clue, you must vote someone out in the next hour! Good luck!
This is no longer a simple game. Christina’s [REDACTED] has shook me to me core, and I can no longer lounge around waiting for [REDACTED] to be over. We must [REDACTED].
I saw her [REDACTED] right before me, well, as best I could given the [REDACTED]. I saw her [REDACTED] and I couldn’t [REDACTED], and now it’s far too late to tell her wh- No! There’s no time for this! How the hell do we [REDACTED]?!
*Dear Viewers, Mr. Baudelaire’s Diary Entry has been slightly modified to remove any and all outbursts of profanity and unpleasant remarks. They were no doubt due to his shock of watching Ms. Rossetti breakdown yesterday, but I assure you everything which was removed was entirely baseless and nonsensical. He simply regrets not having finished the debate, and plans to push on and win the game!