Gather around, HouseAuthors! Our two-time Head Thinker would like to announce his selections for decapitation!

Melville: Well, I’m sure we’re all still recovering from the morbid argument yesterday, so I’ll make this brief. Since I nominated the two people I found to be the biggest threat the last time I was in this position, I’ll switch things up and do the opposite. Franz and Charles were particularly strong in this debate, and I want to reward their efforts by sparing them. That leaves Christina and Rabindranath. I guess it’s you two then..

Rossetti: I’m finding your logic to be a bit fishy, Herman. Why do you want to keep the “stronger” players in the game if it means they can beat you?

Melville: I have my reasons. And a headache. Go back to playing the role of the damsel in distress, and be quiet.

Baudelaire: So sorry, sweets. It seems our time together is quickly slipping away, eh?

Rossetti: You make me sick.