http://dreamsofthehighseas.tumblr.com/post/31500535604
When I walked on campus for the first time, I knew something big was gonna happen. And that thing was me. I walk around and people turn and stare in awe. You know why? It’s because I’m just that impressive. Everywhere I go I’m the main attraction. Class, gym, bathroom, all eyes are on me. Let them stare. They them revel in the fact that I’m just that amazing at life. I may be a freshman, but I can walk around here with my head held high as if I were a senior. That’s how much of an influence I have made at Baruch in only 3 months. Imagine the rest of they year up until I graduate. They’re gonna have to rename the school The Hahitti School For People That Also Want To Be Like Roni But Can’t Because I’m That Great At Everything. Not a doubt in my mind of that. President Wallerstein will be my assiastant when I graduate. I’m just that good.
I used to think “Why wasn’t I this amazing in high school?” and it hit me: I cared significantly less about the people in my high school. Besides my friends, I could care less about the people I learned with. Their school pride in a school we all went to by force never interested me. Yet, at Baruch, it feels normal.
Back to the important subject: me. It’s all about me. Have you seen the GIF yet? Now you’re starting to get the picture, or GIF…. I’m funny, deal with it. So maybe I will rule this school one day in a school government role, but for now, I’m content with my role as ruler of this school in terms of sheer amazingness. Just think of the awe I inspire. Yea, realize that these 3 months have only been the start of what’s to come. Your welcome, Baruch, and please, no autographs.
