Monologue

“I feel bad”
“Now you know how people feel when they look at your face”
“Ugh rude and disrespectful”
“Whatever”
“Why you gotta be so rude?”
“Oh my god I love that song”
“I know right! We are gonna be besties”
“Totes!”
“You want Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte?”
“Does the sun come up from the west? Of course I want Starbucks!”
“Ok first of all, the sun comes up from the east”
“Omg no way, I totally read on the quiz it rises from the west”
“Brittany that was a true and false quiz. You need Jesus.
“I’m Buddhist I believe in reincarceration.”
“Reincarnation?”
“Yea, that makes me pretty after I’m dead or something right? Wait no, I think that’s plastic surgery”

2 thoughts on “Monologue

  1. WoW!!! That’s literally what I feel every morning! I don’t realize what’s going on around me until I get some coffee. Although coffee eventually loses its effect if it’s consumed daily. Maybe it’s just our deceived perception that we need coffee to wake up…
    Anyway…

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