“I feel bad”
“Now you know how people feel when they look at your face”
“Ugh rude and disrespectful”
“Whatever”
“Why you gotta be so rude?”
“Oh my god I love that song”
“I know right! We are gonna be besties”
“Totes!”
“You want Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte?”
“Does the sun come up from the west? Of course I want Starbucks!”
“Ok first of all, the sun comes up from the east”
“Omg no way, I totally read on the quiz it rises from the west”
“Brittany that was a true and false quiz. You need Jesus.
“I’m Buddhist I believe in reincarceration.”
“Reincarnation?”
“Yea, that makes me pretty after I’m dead or something right? Wait no, I think that’s plastic surgery”
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WoW!!! That’s literally what I feel every morning! I don’t realize what’s going on around me until I get some coffee. Although coffee eventually loses its effect if it’s consumed daily. Maybe it’s just our deceived perception that we need coffee to wake up…
Anyway…
Haha xD at least it’s relatable. Brought out the inner stereotypical California white girl in me 🙂 thanks for commenting by the way!