Sor Juana has requested that her fellow HouseAuthors gather around so she may reveal her nominee choices.

Sor Juana: I’ll make this as quick and painless as possible. That last debate took a lot out of most of us, and I’d much prefer to just state my choices and end this ceremony.

Woolf: I’m sure we all share your sentiments, Sor Juana.

Sor Juana: As it is, I will choose to not elaborate upon my reasons for choosing these two HouseGuests for decapitation. Think what you will, and draw whatever conclusions you must.

Melville: Ah, come now, Sor Juana. I was in your position last week, and I carried out the dirty deed just fine.

Sor Juana: My reasons will become clear once you think about who I’m choosing. That is all. I nominate Charles Baudelaire and Virginia Woolf for decapitation this week. This ceremony is now over.