Guacamole has to be one of my favorite sides in the entire world. It is my comfort food. It’s what I look for when I feel like I just want a snack to have to disconnect from the world. Being Mexican, I was first introduced to it at home with my mom making it to be a side for the dishes she would make. I fell in love with guac from the first time I tried it and as I grew older, it just stuck with me. Whenever I do long study sessions or spend a long time doing homework or whatever it is that I am doing where I am extremely focused, I will make a bowl of guac and eat it with tortilla chips. Going into my first semester of college, guac is going to play a major role in keeping my sanity intact during those long study sessions. Being my favorite side, I HAD to learn how to make it myself so that I can make it whenever I want. This homemade recipe took a lot of trial and error but eventually, I was able to (somewhat) perfect it. This step-by-step guide will go over the secret to making the perfect guac.
Step One: Prep
Organization is key in creating the perfect workflow, in this case creating the perfect guac. To make a bowl of guac I use the following: three avocados, one plum tomato, one white onion, a batch of cilantro (we won’t be using all of it), and 2 whole limes. The items that you will need to create this masterpiece are one kitchen knife, one fork, a bowl, and a wooden cutting board (if you have any plastic cutting boards please save yourself by throwing them out right now, I am making this part of the guide now). I say organization is key because what I want you to do next is organize your ingredients neatly in your workplace. I want you to put your avocados together on the left and continue to the right with each ingredient, putting them in separate groups. Not only will this make it easier to pick your ingredients but it will also make you feel like a professional (at least for me it does).
Step Two: Showtime
Now we start the process. First, take an avocado and cut into it using your knife. Once you hit the stubborn ball of pure evil (the ball thing in the middle), use your knife to cut around the avocado, it should just glide through. Then take one half and twist it to break the avocado into two parts. Use the heel of your knife to stab the ball of pure evil and twist it then pop it out using the knife. Once the ball is removed, use your fork to scoop out the avocado into your bowl, separating the avocado from the shell. Repeat this process with the other two avocados. Now we move on to the tomatoes, take one tomato, and make sure one end is facing up and the other touching the counter. Cut in half from end to end and then lay them down flat. Cut the ends just to where it is flat-ended but hasn’t been cut too much, just the ends. use your fork to scoop out the gooey-like substance with seeds in the middle until it is just the bare tomato. Face the tomato to where one end is facing away from you and one is towards you. The side that is longer is the side you want to cut, parallel to your knife. There should be long pieces of tomatoes. Then you want to cut sideways, perpendicular to the long pieces of the tomato you just cut. This will dice the tomatoes which will enhance the flavor of the guac in the end. Follow these steps with the other side of the tomato. Now, you have your avocado and tomatoes in your bowl. Let’s move on to the next ingredient, onions. First, cut the onion in half lengthwise, then cut the ends just as we did with the tomato. This time we won’t need to scoop anything out the middle. If you’re not crying at this point I applaud you but if you are, stop being such a baby (I’m crying too). Next, peel the outer layers of the onion if you haven’t already. I like to do this at this step because I find it the easiest to peel off from here. Now cut the onion the same way you did with the tomato, cutting the onion with the long side parallel to your knife so that it creates longer pieces which we will follow with cutting perpendicular. When cutting perpendicular, your hand should be covering the onion and your knife should be sideways as you cut into the onion, your hand moving backward as you continue to dice the onion. We’re almost done with just a few more steps! Now we move on to the cilantro. Start by picking the leaves off the stem of your cilantro batch until you feel that it’s good enough to your proportion and liking as I don’t really know the measurements for this. I personally like a good amount of cilantro in my guac so I make sure to pick more than usual. Once you finish picking, push the picked leaves together so that it looks like a bush. With your hand, hug the leaves together and cut just as you would cutting the tomato or onion, perpendicularly. The knife should be sideways as your hand slowly moves back to allow for you to cut seamlessly into the leaves, chopping them into smaller pieces. Repeat the process of hugging the leaves together and cutting again to ensure that all the leaves have been cut into smaller pieces. An easier way to cut the cilantro is by hugging the cilantro together then with your knife facing down and your hand placed over the spine of the knife in the gesture of a high five, cut the cilantro leaves quickly, fast chopping them. Congratulations, your ingredients are now ready to be mixed.
Step Three: Mixing
Now it is time to mix. Your avocados and tomatoes should be in your bowl right now so all we have to do is add the onions and cilantro as I forgot to tell you to add them to your bowl, my bad. Once all your ingredients are in the bowl, Use your fork to mash the avocado into that creamy guac substance. As you mush, mix the other ingredients with the avocado you are mushing. Repeat this process until the avocado is completely mushed and then just start mixing it all around so that the ingredients are all mixed together. However, we are still missing one more thing.
The Most Important Step: Lime
Yes, this one ingredient, needs its own step. Lime is such a great ingredient to add to any dish you make. I love to use lime for whatever I make, whether it be chicken, rice, shrimp, salmon, or even sandwiches. Lime on steak does taste weird so that is probably one dish I wouldn’t add it to. Alright, let’s get back to this recipe. Take one lime and cut it width-wise. Each halve of your lime should still have the end attached, this makes it easier to squeeze and not miss out on any of that secret sauce (lime juice). Do the same with the other lime and finally finish your guac by squeezing all four halves of lime into your bowl and mixing it one last time. Now you’re done. Take some time to admire the masterpiece you have just created. Spam call your loved ones and when they answer, let them know that you just made some fire guac. You’re welcome.