Recipe for Jennifer Vasquez

Cook time: 23 years

Servings: 1

Ingredients:

5 cups of Height, 1 cup of pink food coloring, 1/4 cup of Ecuador, 3/4 cup of America, 1 tbsp Brooklyn, 1 tsp Queens, 1/2 cup of Shyness, 1 cup of Numbers, tsp of spice, 1 egg and a sprinkle of sugar.

Directions:

1. Mix 5 cups of height, 1 cup of pink food coloring, 1/4 cup of Ecuador and 3/4 cups of America all together.
2. Pour 1 tbsp of Brooklyn into mixture and slowly add 1 tsp of Queens.
3. Dump 1/2 cup of shyness into mixture, add a cup of numbers, tsp of spice and an egg.
4. Cook with low heat.
5. Last but not least sprinkle over sugar on finished product.

End result:

23 year old 5’o Female who was born in the US to Ecuadorian parents. Raised in Brooklyn but currently residing in queens with her boyfriend. She’s extremely shy but the upside is that shes great with numbers (Accounting Major). All in all she’s a sweet girl with potential that gets easily upset who goes by the name of Jennifer Vasquez.